This cartoon and it’s original caption, “Describe what you can bring to this company,” has gone viral on Twitter and FB. I’ve collected a few hilarious – and a few very pointed – responses off the various feeds, and I would like to hear….
How would you caption this?
~Well, you are the most qualified, but I’m not sure I want to get a beer with you.
~I don’t disagree with your recommendations, but you need to tone down your presentation. You don’t want to sound bitter.
~We are ready to begin the inquiry into the sexual harassment complaint you filed.
~If you work really, really hard and prove yourself, we might consider hiring you full time.
~I’m not sure that the team will respond to your management style.
~The most important thing is we hire someone who reflects our culture and values.
~I’ll have the turkey wrap, and make sure there’s enough cookies and water for the afternoon.
“~~my life debating Republicans in committee each week.” – AOC
~I’m not sure you have the leadership skills for this job.
~We’re looking for a team player. Are you a team player?
~If all you bring is your gender and skin color, then you aren’t worth very much.”